Wheel! Of! FISH!

'pon the order of Yamaa

2005-01-31 - 12:44 p.m.

THREE NAMES YOU GO BY: Wheel (esp. "of Fish"), Bub, Fizzlewick Napoleon Orpheus Roarty Daedalus.

THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF: reasonably charismatic, voracious and capable reader, pretty gawd-damn Zen.

THREE THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF: procrastinatory to a fault, occasionally callous, and fat.

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU: total isolation, the government, wasps. Especially vespid wasps.

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS: good reading material, one decent meal, conversation of some sort.

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW: merino wool socks, my "Dude Love" T-shirt, and red organic cotton boxers.

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE VISUAL ARTISTS: M.C. Escher, Alex Ross, Jhonen Vasquez.

THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS: a Florida Roadkill roadtrip, a reasonable and effective diet, being alone without being depressed.

THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP: Flexibility, creativity, and lots of scritches.

TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE: I have very flat feet, I have a close & loving relationship with my parents, I am currently obsessed with Harry Potter fanfiction.

THREE THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU: grace, laughter, and fine legs.

THREE THINGS ABOUT THE SAME SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU: a penchant for unending lighthearted physical cruelty towards each other, an appreciation of whiskey and steaks at 2 in the morning, a spiritual understanding of Teddy Roosevelt.

THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T DO: not pet a dog that comes within one meter of me without going for my throat, enjoy peanuts, go in for a vaccination without whimpering.

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES: reading, finding things to do in the city that cost less than $5, fantasizing.

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW: hop a plane, ditch my creditors, and live on a New Zealand beach.

THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION: New Zealand, Hong Kong, the United Kingdom.

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: have a screenplay for an animated movie made, give what-for to a base villain, and go submarining.

THREE WAYS I AM STEREOTYPICALLY A BOY: a deep and abiding artistic appreciation for professional wrestling, fondness for cheap steak and cheaper beer, love of breasts of all sorts.

THREE WAYS I AM STEREOTYPICALLY A CHICK: find magazine quizzes fascinating, like putting fruit and umbrellas and plastic swords and swizzle sticks in my drinks (except cheap beer or good whiskey), will hold babies for ages.

THREE CELEB CRUSHES: Franka Potente, Pint Size, Lucy Liu.

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Stick THAT in your CIA file and smoke it!