Behold, the power of SQUID.


And cut off his toes, too.

2002-12-11 - 8:48 p.m.

Soundtrack: "The Leave it to Beaver Theme" by The Boston Pops

Threat for the Week™: "Wah-wah-WAH-wah-wah! [™ Charlie Brown, Inc.]"


Yes ma'am?

~~~~~

What, ma'am? Letting down all freethinking people, ending the rebellion with a quashing sorbet of apathy and extinguishing the last spark of hope for mankind?

~~~~~

AND endangering the common pygmy bonobo?

~~~~~

Surely that's a bit strong!

~~~~~

I stand corrected.

~~~~~

Hung by my THUMBS until DEAD? C'mon, man! I realize that humanity is doomed without my columns, but I'm only ... 5
... 7
... 13
... 23
... 35 days? That's pretty damned late!

~~~~~

Right, then. Off I go.

- \/\/heel broke Catherine's back, but not her spirit.

To Older entries for the Initiate To


...

The Planetary Guide to the New College of the Invisibles

*****

My alma mater

[ Previous 5 Sites | Skip Previous | Previous | Next ]

This RingSurf New College Diaryring Net Ring
owned by Wheel! Of! FISH!.

[ Skip Next | Next 5 Sites | Random Site | List Sites ]


Magical Mystery Tours
SaveSURGE.org Sluggy Freelance will eat your forebrain. Erin is your own personal Jesus. Julieclipse may just save your soul yet.
Join the Society of the Evil Monkey! Me, me, me. Bring it on. My alternate universe.  Of sorts.
The current mood of wheelofmorality@yahoo.com at www.imood.com