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2004-04-04 - 4:44 p.m.

Ahoy-hoi, folks.

Some of the sharp-eyed among you may have noticed that I recently posted a "new" entry which seems exactly like one I posted a week or two ago. That's because I just realized I had misnumbered my entries, and this was the simplest way of correcting them. But fear not, we'll return you to your regularly-scheduled madness momentarily.

Hmm. And since I'm here anyway, I might as well take care of this frippery of my "real life", the chronicling of which is the ostensible purpose of this bit of webbery.

1. I am still working at Barnes and Nobles, and will probably do so until I ditch Sarasota.

2. I will be ditching Sarasota in September, along with Julieclipse. We know when we've worn a town down to the bony nubs, and this is one of those times. We're headed for Portland, Oregon, with its beautiful waters, biting cold, rainbow shades of flannel, and numerous places to buy espresso. Why? Shut up, that's why.

3. I recently placed 4th in the local HeroClix Unleashed booster draft tournament, down at Pop Comics. I also picked up a Bat Sentry. These are my crowning achievements for the month of March.

4. I am currently afflicted with some hideous disease that started as a sinus infection, progressed to a digestive difficulty, and is now a crippling throat disorder. I always manage to pick up the schizophrenic overachiever viruses. If I still can't breathe come tomorrow, I'm going to the sawbones to get my gullet gulched.

5. I am the Dread Pirate Roberts. There will be no survivors.

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Also, as a courtesy to all interested readers, allow me to present, collected here for the first time ever, the New College Invisibles Table of Contents!

1. Introduction. Sort of.

2. Quentin Holte Introduction

3. Possible Achlis Introduction - with extra beastliness

4. Wheel Introduction - first intentional usage of "Invisible"

5. The Arcanologist, Prof, et al Introduction - Beginning of a separate but equal story arc

6. The Arcanologist and Co., pt. 2.

7. The Arcanologist and Co., pt. 3 - Closing that arc

8. Padraig the Monkey King, Doc Oblivion, Heph, and Lady Grey Introduction

9. ACA, Blackbird, Pix and Miz Dandy Introduction - rarely seen character bonus!

10. Doc Oblivion in Leng - continuing the Actionhero's Return saga

11. Wheel on the Run - Drawing out the damned saga a bit more, with cameos by Doc Oblivion, Arcanology, Inc., and Eclipse.

12. Padraig Does Something Mysterious, and a Man has an Evil Tooth

13. Tangential Material - Course Listing - with ultra-rare Achlis, Dr. Curare, and Miz Dandy references

14. Actionhero Summary - with mysterious Dr. Curare reference!

15. The Return

16. The Return Part II: Actionhero at Hogwarts - The Invisible New College reaches everywhere

17. The Tao of Bruce - introducing important philosophical bullhockey

18. Actionhero On the Kerouac Trail - and one or two references after this cross back and forth between reality and reality

19. Who Tried to Kill Doc Oblivion? - a prelude to the Clash

As an aside, I've come up with the title "The Clash Tightens" for the current multi-diary story arc. Because it was initally called "Battle for the Clash", but then that was lost in the shuffle, but I like the word "clash", and the story is drawing characters closer together, and it sounds like Clash of the Titans which was excellent. And if you don't like it, fine. Index these yourself next time. Your mother sews socks in hell.

20. The Clash Tightens, pt. 1 - Bonus! The return of Quentin Holte!

21. The Clash Tightens, pt. 2 - Introducing Circe and Teacher's Pet, featuring a cameo by Doc Oblivion

22. The Clash Tightens, pt. 3 - with a titillating hint of pornography!

23. The Clash Tightens, pt. 4

24. The Clash Tightens, pt. 5 - introducing the lovable Q'yph, and featuring many references to previous story arcs!

25. The Clash Tightens, pt. 6 - with cross-referencing to pt. 7!

26. The Clash Tightens, pt. 7 - with much mocking of Actionhero

27. The Clash Tightens, pt. 8a, which continues without interruption to part 8b - now with more nudity!

28. The Clash Tightens, pt. 9 - Dr. Curare! Egad!

29. The Clash Tightens, pt. 10 - 'Pet's first solo adventure!

30. The Clash Tightens, pt. 11 - introducing Weaver Black, with cameos by 'Pet and Dr. Curare

31. The Clash Tightens, pt. 12 - crosses over with Wheel's story!

32. The Clash Tightens, pt. 13 - cameos by Padraig, the Anaconda Guardswomen, Circe, and Heph's airship!

33. The Clash Tightens, pt. 14 - somewhat of an aside, debuting the Junglefreak!

34. The Clash Tightens, pt. 15 - introducing Kai Girl

35. The Clash Tightens, pt. 16

36. Wheel's Flash - tangential to the Clash Tightens arc

37. The Clash Tightens, pt. 17 - reuniting Kai Girl and Circe

38. The Clash Tightens, pts. 18a and 18b - Introducing Dr. Xanith Epicoene and friends with bonus Quentin Holte reference!

39. The Clash Tightens, pt. 19 - with further appearances by Quentin Holte and Padraig

40. The Clash Tightens, pt. 20

41. The Clash Tightens, pt. 21

42.The Clash Tightens, pt. 22, with bonus Doc Oblivion crossover!

43. The Clash Tightens, pt. 23 - Introducing Eclipse and Platypus, with bonus Wheel reference!

44. The Clash Tightens, pt. 24 - featuring Heph and Achlis!

45. The Clash Tightens, pt. 25 - featuring Quentin Holte, 'Pet, and a cameo by Eclipse!

46. The Clash Tightens, pt. 26

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And that's where we are currently. For those who are interested, if you keep writing, I'll track it down and keep updating the index. Also, if I missed any good entries, tell me, and I'll correct it.

Incidentally, I'm moving the whole Index over here. So there.

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